Monday, February 15, 2010

Hey...That's My Wife!

WTF...

I am really curious if any other guy has experienced this.

Yesterday, my wife and I went to our Godson's birthday party. There were alot of people there, including many parents and kids etc...

Anyways, we were early (one of my obsessions- punctuality) and got there to help set up. We arrived in the party room and started to assist with the tables and chairs etc. More and more people started to arrive and I went outside to get more items from my truck.

When I came back in to the room, I noticed this woman from behind.

Wow.

She looked fine. I mean really fine. Gentlemen, you know what I mean.

Now, I'm not one for having a wondering eye. But then again, I'm married--not blind.

I didn't remember seeing this woman walk in to the party room. She was helping out with the set up for the party. I thought I would walk up a little closer and get a better look. I walked around to the other side of the table. Lo and behold it was my wife!

Hahaha...

She was wearing a new pair of designer jeans with an equally fashionable collared shirt.

It was hot.

It was really amusing, and confusing!

How come I didn't notice earlier in the morning?

Must be because I'm a guy... Ask any wife or girlfriend. She would probably concur. We don't listen, and we don't notice things.

It must be in our evolutionary make up.

Anyways, this experience prompted a moral dilemma:

Am I being unfaithful by checking out an incredibly attractive woman from behind with keen interest only to find out it is actually my wife that has grabbed my attention?

Or am I simply confirming my heartfelt attraction with my subconscious by noticing her with the intensity of a man who even unknowingly is drawn to his beautiful wife's presence?

Am I the only dude who has experienced this?

Somehow, I doubt it.

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